Interesting? 30 cans of chopped pineapple. Bring it in a little red wagon.

Man, from the looks of that bag, Snoopy poops like a horse

I thought that said M&Ms and I had a LOT of questions.

It’s not so much the internet as it is advertising. A lot of what we’re dealing with now came from the advent of 24 hour news networks. Prior to that, there was a half hour of local news and a half hour of national news twice per night and then a morning news show on each of three networks. Then 24 hour news networks came around and they had to fill that 24 hours with whatever would keep people glued to the channel so the network could pull in more ad revenue. That lead to more sensational stories and to other networks specifically catering to people’s baser emotions. Then the internet comes about and it all starts happening on a grander scale, working for clicks instead of ratings. There’s always people willing to encourage the worst of us as long as they can make a buck off of it.

First look, I thought the purple area said Batman.

The robot in that thumbnail has already seen some horrors

An article I read when this came up a couple of months ago said that basically porn was the best way to show AI unclothed human movement. Watching clothed humans move, you can get the basics but can’t see how the muscles are working. If you show it a Hollywood movie, they might see occasional shirtless scenes or artfully lit and blocked out sex scenes. Porn has the greatest amount of naked people moving their bodies.

Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen Jerry Maguire

screech screech

My brain may be an asshole, but it’s not nearly as bad as past me. That guy’s a real dick, always leaving all this work for me to do. Fortunately, I can just leave it all for future me.

The Dungeon is YOUR MIIIIIND. The Dragons are the friends we made along the way. At least I assume so. I don’t play Dungeons & Dragons, I play Deeandy Fivey.

“And if the answer is ‘in her thirties,’ would it be okay for her to date a 21-23 year old virgin?”

I dunno, look how mad they got at the penised protest. A bunch of people showing up in inflatable arm suits will really drive them over the edge.

She was raised as a poor sea urchin. I mean… street urchin.

I mean, they might as well work around the clock since they don’t have beds to sleep in.

That clearly says the top speed is 12.

Attacking yourself, but swinging so wildly that you’re smacking the rest of us

As long as I can spend 23 minutes removed about having to start at a weird time

That would be 11:17 AM

If he ever said “fucking” or “asshole,” I’m pretty sure an alert would pop up on his son’s phone