It’s been proven on live television he cannot.

Oooh, that’s hefty.

You could say there goal is to perform for that audience, as a team….of athletes.

I was gonna suggest a little coffee, but yes if your caffeine is contained in a sugary soda it definitely has the potential to rot your teeth.

You know what might help you power through?

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145% of 450 is 652, you add those together and it’s essentially 1100$. And that’s before tax at the register in the US.

Bet we hear not a single peep from the “ Don’t cancel my Dr Seuss books” crowd.

Excuse, me, what the fuck!? Galaxy quest managed to be one of the best Star Trek flicks out there while not even being in the same universe. By Grabthar’s Hammer, YOU…SHALL…BE…APOLOGETIC!

Congrats, the rich have you convinced that your only value is helping them get rich under the guise that anyone who doesn’t is a bum, which is designed to make you feel like a big boy. Your utter lack of empathy is showing. You will never truly be a part of their club, they may tell you are, but the doors will never quite open for you, because in reality YOU are the bum to the rich.

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Yeah so this article is about how that shit is fucked up right now. Just because they printed it on paper doesn’t mean anybody is collecting the money, just as the article describes. Admittedly this does not mean not a single tariff has been collected but that there is a huge issue at hand, and my point is that big business will take advantage of this opportunity to double their profits short term by fucking all of us even harder than they already do.

How much you wanna bet WE(the consumer) have already started paying for tariffs that aren’t being charged yet.

I’m a tattoo artist and SOOOOOOOOO many parents get a clock for every damn kid and set the hands to the time or even date the kid was born.

Just before the US election, I had to explain to a coworker that JD Vance was not going to be Kamala Harris’ VP and vice versa. I knew this person for 9 years, never thought they were a genius or anything but damn, I was dumbfounded when she asked if I could believe it, I think she has always thought whichever side wins has to take the other sides VP. I immediately lost a lot of hope for us that day.

We have different definitions of winning. If I never work for an asshole like you ever again, I win.

PUSSIES.

Well fuck you got me there.