They live in a part of town that has a bed shortage and this stops their bed from being stolen

I wasn’t kidding, this is my number 1 turn off. If rather she have a dick than be dirty

Would still take her over a Republican

I have three 40yr old friends trying to find a job. I’ll take the fact that they aren’t finding one to mean old boomer people are stupid as fuck

I’ll be in the cuddle puddle if anyone needs me

Interesting that this one doesn’t detect my battery (says it’s blocked) but the one OP posted can see it

She probably needs to take a shower

Sigh…

How do you draw trump and forget the orange?

Edit: and all that hair?

Give the usa back to the natives

Duck Metallica, this is exactly who they belong to

Hey I have that song on my “oldies” playlist. It’s all I know of OPM.

Maybe in the past but at this point all Republicans are racist.

I hope they drone the shit out of the parade

My guess is they are also a night showerer, so they get into bed clean

Edit: Nevermind, I read the title now. If they are a weekly showerer it doesn’t matter how they get into bed, they nasty

Then you wear it like the picture on the right

If anyone believes anything this fascist administration is putting out, they are probably the brain dead morons who voted it in

Good to know! I will get it from there. Except that isn’t a decent sale yet

What are the quantities of said ingredients? I’ve never made chicken salad before but seeing the ingredients makes me want to try!

Just move to Flint, it’s in the north so it’s gotta be safe. Oh wait, this whole country is shit.