numerator3962

Tab? Can’t give you a tab unless you order something.

Measure twice, cut once

3 Billion Devices Run DOOM

What about a flask?

Just wait until they stumble upon “OfficeMax”

They almost always type the wrong slash too. I’ve had decent success telling people to use “the question mark key twice” however.

Edit: don’t use shift to get a forward slash

Mint

I imagine one of the next steps is to legislate that outward appearance should match the birth certificate gender as well.