Leather blocks the Chat-5GPT rays

Showing sloperators that using an LLM makes their brain power shrink over time has had little effect; they all think that they are big brain bois with extra capacity to spare.

What if they heard that LLM usage shrinks their penis by a micron every so many million tokens?

They’re gonna go full stabbed-in-the-back myth, aren’t they?

Will do!

That’s it, I’m trying a 9front this weekend

it keeps the stank in when skipping showers

Is this loss farming?

Anthropic appears to be suffering from low $T

You can’t have your vegetables if you don’t eat your meth!

I’m sure that treating people like a dog that was tricked by wrapping medicine in a bit of bologna will go over well.

subscriptions that are less sticky than a YMCA membership

Get into the Cheesecake Factory or get left behind!

A klever ruse!

Fun fact: emacs can come in colors (green) when used in ogremode

Edit: adding to this post so that I don’t spam up the thread:

Looks like Zitron is going to be on Jon Stewart’s show tomorrow. Could be a great entry point to anti-slop thought for the older liberals in our lives.

https://bsky.app/profile/edzitron.com/post/3myvnzkg3pc27

Cargo culting, but the cargo is poop

I hear it’s pretty slick!

Why do I need an iphone duo when I already have a modded nintendo 3DS?

Echoes of “estimated income before bad things”