I don’t think I’ve ever been this disinterested in a Nintendo console and I bought the WiiU. So far we have:

• Insane price tags: 80$ to buy games digitally? And 90$ for physical? This isn’t how you stop piracy, it’s how you start it.
• The tech demo costs money. Why? Sure, they explained why. Just not very well.
• That Nintendo-Denuvo deal from 2023 is still a thing. Thankfully, no games on the Switch have implemented Denuvo. With the Switch 2 coming out, I’m not certain this will remain the case.
• Far as I can tell, they did next to nothing to fix the joycon drift. The one big problem with the Switch 1.

Also, the launch titles are kind of sparse. Most are rehashes of existing Switch 1 games, with two or three exceptions. Not for me, I guess.

meɪk mi.

noʊ, aɪ doʊnt θɪŋk aɪ dɪd.

Kids don’t think logically about situations, particularly regarding the adults that they lo- shit! How did you do that?!

So, the kid is trying to give her mom an extra 6 days by exploiting the curse. I suppose I should be feeling some profound sadness or something, but instead I’m confused. Isn’t the kid really just prolonging her suffering?