I spent years getting frustrated on the apps, now I’m ending up marrying my best friend’s sister who I’ve known for 16 years and I was always too afraid to ask out. Turned out she was feeling the same way.
Life’s weird when you’re socially awkward.

“They were never used as I kept forgetting them at home, so to my great-grandchildren I leave this mountain of semi-decomposed disposable bags I never threw away just in case”

* zones out for 5 minutes *

Neither, laugh-track shows are irritating.
It’s like if I’m not laughing the blame is on me, instead of the joke not being funny.