No, it’s a verb! Like I object!

What?

I didn’t give consent to be a part of your kink

I’m not going to say software in cars doesn’t have its uses — it massively helped VW lower emissions — but there can be too much of a good thing.

I don’t know why security always comes last unless it’s used to take away our rights.

Wow, another “ee” sound purist huh?

I’m ready to start banning US corporate donors now.

Oh, you donated to Trump, sorry Apple, 100% tariff. Sorry Meta, you’re banned.

Fuck it.

Cyclists: I’d like to not die please

Car owners: the fuck did you say?!

I guess they think they found a new law.

I’m just tired of this shit. No deal with the US means anything. No, there aren’t good American politicians who will stand up for what’s right, and you’re never four years away from either a better deal or your deals getting ripped up.

The USA cannot be trusted as a partner ever again. I’ll never ever forget.

You have to turn off your phone, the light attracts them

Stop shaming the rest of us for not knowing your kinks.

Let us be vanilla as fuck in peace.

1. Doubt
2. I’ll never, ever, ever, forgot how the US is behaving right now. They’re never more than 4 years from being this shitty, we cannot ever rely on or trust any deal they might try and make.
3. How about those Epstein files?

He always looks like he just shit himself.

This looks like something my dad would email forward

“Have her home before the fourth plague of the apocalypse”

They had the budget for real whales and still this guy is here

I like that the other cat is like “are you going to let him bend the laws of physics like that?!”

Good. The current IS administration has shown themselves to be entirely corrupt and capricious.

Of Boeing donates to Trump there’s no saying the FAA won’t ground all airbus planes, or they won’t force AWS to drop Airbus.

Yeah but that’s the point of 4chan

God look at those lobes!