Want the list sorted alphabetically or what…?

No we can just pave the dark side of the moon with solar panels, and beam it back to earth

Have you tried looking at floors? Pretty soothing

Therapist: “Albino pac-frog pizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you”

Me: “did you even bother to look at the meme I sent you?”

Why would anyone need to search that tbh

Lobotomy should ease his despair

I’d spend 30 min back arguing on the correct pronouncing of qualiacontiks

I’ll go with borse

Most torturing thing in my case isn’t actually using teams with my coworkers, it’s how teams actually and everyday wants me to check a new cool feature I couldn’t care less about in regards to productivity

Is it me or are these ice goons getting fatter everyday? Are they eating the immigrants?

Nah, cats are buddhist. See how they dgaf? That’s a sure tell

(But that was a nice pun)

Actually try thousands of years. God invented light mode when he said “let there be light”. He was cut off mid-sentence but he was gonna say “mode”

Chamaram?

Edit: quem foi o morcão que me deu um bota-abaixo? Mas isto é o r/portugal ou quē? Foda-se, já não se pode sair à rua

I’m not afraid of clowns, that’s silly. Only those that hide in sewers

Might delete later

Little House on the Prairie

Haven’t seen this one this week. Thanks

As a non americano, what’s the name of that dirt you brew and drink?

I let good spiders roam around my house and kill the annoying blood-sucking bzzzs and other nuisances I don’t live in Australia though

I heard bananas. Maybe banana-sized leg is where we draw the line?