In my limited experience I cannot stress enough how much I prefer small regional airports.

Walk in, bags checked and through security in 5 minutes, walk a short distance through an area that’s not crowded and not full of shops, and be seated near the gate with a coffee a few minutes later. After a short wait, because you don’t need to get there an hour or more early, walk across a bit of open tarmac to a plane that’s not bursting at the seams, then take off after hardly any taxiing. So good.

I’m sure there’s an opportunity here for a multilayered DOGE joke but I’m too tired to make it

Zoomer humour?

Fairly sure they came with an internal hard drive