Probably sniffing something

You’re thinking of Cookies, C is for Cookies.

My angel is the centerfold

This one time I thought I planted carrots but it was actually California poppy.

The foliage before the flower was close enough i was convinced they were last years popping back up … I was shocked when it shot a flower up.

Anyways, are you sure it’s a carrot?

Sat with a couple friends, heavily under the influence of mushrooms, and watched fireflies across a newly planted tree farm field.

I’m pretty sure the three of us each took our own universal truth from that night but in that moment I was pretty sure I witnessed the fireflies riding some sort of universal wave, like gravity and they would jump from wave to wave when they blinked.

Anyways. I miss being young.

Or shrooms. Maybe I just miss those…

No of course not, we’ll make new cleverer mistakes that rhyme with the old ones and might even be the exact same ones just differently packaged…. But not like the SAME SAME ones

I’m gonna break myself in the rack at the gym tomorrow doing these, thanks!

If I plagiarize part of my paper the whole paper is tainted

It’s not talking about total population but % of people in prison worldwide

Nobody owes it to you to believe what you say either, but they offered you the chance to back up your words.

Granted they weren’t nice about it, but shit for shit leaves everyone covered in shit.

Goood goood good.

You really are having a struggle with the concept of survivorship bias aren’t you?

Get a washer from a brand that has made washers for more than a decade.

If you’re paying for an LG I’d say get a speed queen top loader and enjoy not having to worry about your washer again,

If that’s the one with the bottom agitator instead of the tower agitator that washer is assssssssssssssss

I had it and my clothes never came out clean. It was supposed to agitate them to roll but it just twisted everything into a knot. Clothes would come out with dry center bits, like water didn’t make it to them AND it took forever.

The appliances from 30 years ago that fell apart early aren’t here to tell their tale.

Spend a little more and get yourself a speed queen top loader and never replace it again.

But also … my Maytag (same brand as my parents that came with the house that was built in 82) high efficiency front loader has been reliable af too.

Just don’t get a washer from a brand that is just a tech brand that now makes washers.

guess what I’m wearing under my socks

Meanwhile some family has lore about Zuchinni trolls who drop off zuchinni for bad little girls and boys and that’s all they get to eat that day, or something awful

I too dislike the Bello Bear comic strip.

… yeah but idk if we need to burn it and its inhabitants, just kick the Orcs out

Idk if it’s content blocking on my end but I can’t tell you how upset I am that the article had no pictures of the contraption or a video of it in action.