That’s really the important part.

And with them goes an entire world that was devoted to them, advertising to them, proselytizing them, indoctrinating them.

It might be hard for the world to adjust, honestly, it’s been so damn long. And the boomers that are still around think they’re going to live forever, from the small sample size I know of.

Well, whenever trump is in office, they start printing the things like crazy.

Turns out inflation exists, literally no one knew about this until just now

I figured they smelled a virgin child hiding under the floorboards

I’m glad I don’t know more about aviation and human nature so I don’t have to worry about this as much as it probably warrants.

People who are used to not facing real consequences, directing 200-ton metal tubes full of humans through the air above us?

Probably fine.

Well, Cher is doing that to me right now.

She does transcend time, though.

I suppose I could defend capitalism. Here we go.

Ahem. It could have taken a shorter period to destroy the environment, I suppose.

Alright, that’s all I’ve got for it.

The amount of adult stuff being deliberately pointed at children has increased quite a lot over even just the past couple years, because the corporations know that no one is going to come after them for it.

Hell, at my work, we replaced a court-ordered anti-smoking sign with a giant wall of cigarettes, so that we could make room for a bunch of new fruity flavors of nicotine pouches so that kids can become new addicts.

Do you ever stare at them for 26.372 minutes?

I think I would rather invest in some sort of cockamamie system that deploys drones to drape giant tarps over the trees or something.

Anti-hail cannons sound a bit silly.

It’s not like the floor is going to break, should be good until there’s several giant wear spots in the main thoroughfare, then just a few years until grandpa is gone and then grandma can replace it.

Not speaking from experience or anything.

What if you’re having a snifter of Turbowine?

Pepto-Bismol.

Using science to fight bad decisions. It’s the American way.

The last decade or two proved all the “crazy” people of the 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s correct.

There was, in fact, a shadow cabal of pedophiles attempting to take control of the US government.

They’re now in power, and there isn’t much we can do now but hope they get bored of it, because America has shown there isn’t much we won’t forgive, as long as you give a wink and a nod to the racists.

Hey, have some patience!

In just two weeks, trump is going to come out with his comprehensive health care plan.

Just two weeks…

The child in me screams for cake

The stomach in my adult body screams for pepto

Well yeah, you know that, I know that, but they’re never going to know that.

Oh, I’ll help you out here.

According to conservatives, the answer to your question is the “mainstream media”.

It makes sense, and I think he also (or maybe only) used the term “dope light” which I figured had something to do with drugs.

Linguistics are so interesting.

“Land of the free, if you can pay”

And how much has Banksy brought in to the country through his art and fame?

If they want to bill him, I say fine, but only if they pay him his fair dues first. Seems he probably ups the value of any building he touches.