Saúde!

Americans will use anything but metric

Gnocchius is spectacular

I’d been looking everywhere for a yellow half-face jester mask, just a cheap paper pulp one, and I finally found it at a UK joke shop’s online store. £3 mask ended up running me ten times that after shipping and duty, but the hunt is finally ended

Yo, it’s pronounced yo

If you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t.

Had the same thought after reading the book today lol