angry

i thought the cat was submerged and the droplets were bubbles

hmm, a human drank this, it must be safe!
sip
gack! garlic!!

ai! slop!!
oh, and the text is pristine, the misinformation nexus is here!! fsm help us all

you can send wm_close… or you can use xkill

mom… i’m trains
is that because of that game you play?
oh yeah, lemme check if i accidentally played the fucking game that makes you trains
[openttd] oh fuck

high durability, low speed.
perhaps you make it out of just sticks for low durability, high speed??

apparently youtube red, i mean youtube premium pays the video creators more

ooooh i get it now

fruit flies??

humans are basically good! humans will only do evil if they are either mistaken or coerced!

contrasting with “artificial intelligence” means that your proposal of “open intelligence” is not artificial.
any efforts to create it would make it artificial. so, where is this natural phenomenon you term “open intelligence”? where?

you fool, you absolute buffoon, they’re cats
hahaha, i will remember this, for posterity, this is the original(?) version:

whatever experts in culturally independent communication they are getting to do it totally deserve the funding

Some of those “experts” proposed genetically engineering a bioluminescent breed of dogs to detect when radiation is nearby, and making viral pop songs about “when the dog starts glowing, run very far away”…

I think some of them got a little too imaginative. Sometimes you think so abstractly that you miss the obvious.

For instance, Carl Sagan suggested we simply mark them with a skull and crossbones, which every organism with an endoskeleton can recognize as a symbol for “death” and thus “danger.”

ahahahahaa, you did not check your sources, you fool!! ahaahahaha!!!

you see this is what activity masking is for

colonoscopy?!

teacher: today we will learn about egypt!
girls: that's boring
boys: yeah, i hate school too

hahahahahaha

hmm, new: coke null!! no caffeine, no calories, no sweeteners, no carbonation, no added color, neutral ph…

alt: illustration of a can labeled “diet double dew”. it also says “half the sugar[,] half the caffeine of double dew”. “dew the math!”

i’m a wannabe software developer. to me, alpha is when you’re bored of using latin letters