That Chime one is the sloppest AI slop I’ve seen today.

No it’s him. He’s the gym top

One of these things is fundamentally harder to scrawl on a bathroom wall.

It’s not the size of the feet that count. It’s how many orphans you kill.

Penny counters who don’t like paying for storage

I also really like the Bridget Jones’ Diary homage to this by Helen Fielding

It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.

Honestly? Security. It’s a crazy world at the moment and I’ve been in my position long enough that I’m hard to get rid of if anyone needs to start chopping.

Damn that orangutan is rubbish at spelling balloon

Dude’s drawn like the grandad from Desmond’s.

“I OPPOSE GENOCIDE”

Police: We’ll have none of that!

I have two children but I’m not that hungry. Can I donate my other handful to a childless person?

Who?.. oh… nevermind

Oh, didn’t realize this. Had a rolling sub which I never bothered to cancel as I very occasionally watch with mates, but have now cancelled it.

RavenDb like “Yeh and?”

They could be pictures of the same bloke at different stages of a haircut.

Japan’s population crisis is caused by its young people being too overworked and overcharged to want to have children. Their population by age is becoming very top-heavy which means that the young are paying a lot to keep the old alive.

The solution to this (apart from don’t get into such a situation) is to import young workers to even out your population spread and to raise wages in line with the cost of living and raising a family.

They appear to be shouting “Damn foreigners! Coming over here and making all our elderly live longer than we can economically support them! Overworking our breeding generation so they don’t want kids! Curse those foreigners!”

Yay I can’t wait to see Israel not held to account at all

Monty Hall would love this guy

Could have been an insane, ranting Truth Social post that nobody but the lovers of the smell of trump’s farts and the news media will ever bother to read.