How do they have seemingly unlimited funds to make all these records?

Seriously. I saw them play a few years back and thought they were amazing. Some time later my friend put on an album in the car and my thought was, “what is this absolute garbage?” Same band somehow.

I like your style but I don’t know if even a Waffle House cook could take a guy going all beserker on dust.

Your version makes a hell of a lot of sense, especially to an atheist like me.

So an allegorical work of fiction about politics not actually related to Christian theology?

Thanks for the insight. I’m gonna go with the tripping balls theory cuz that book is weird as fuck.

I know the rapture doesn’t exist in the Bible but “the beast” does. What is the beast to literalists?

Lucky Strike cigarettes have had essentially the same packaging since 1942.

I’m curious about how bible literalists that don’t believe in the antichrist interpret that part of Revelations.

I love this

Bartender. I don’t get a lunch break so I just drink on the clock.

Actually, I can get behind that.