Republicans were constantly screaming “But her emails!” when Hillary Clinton used email

Buttery males!

We were not at war with Japan until Dec 7 1941

The implication was that some of the lookalikes are impossible to identify and wildly dangerous

My mycology professor in university told us he had a doctorate in mushrooms and still wouldn’t ever forage for wild ones

Patties that are tall instead of wide

Mfer has united Canada unlike anything in living memory, besides WWII I suppose. Where, by the way, we declared war on Japan immediately after Pearl Harbour, before even the USA did.

That’s a fireable offence

How pathetically petty

They have been covertly trying to destabilize Canada for years (The “Fuck Trudeau” movement had a lot of foreign support) but the recent change to overt methods has united the country and most likely saved us from a conservative fascist bootlicker as the next Prime Minister

True Romance

WHAT’S MY LAST NAME??!?