Put this on a shirt

He thought he could get iran to sign an NDA to keep raping them. Ha!

They can but they don’t do it all the time. I got the run around from planet fitness for a week before I told them to fuck off and cancelled the card. Still haven’t seen a hit to my credit or even a collection letter

Following in pistorius foot steps hehe

JFC. Of course they don’t add the entire roster to a battle simulator

Something tells me they can “economy of scale” those bitches and make making massive battery bank warehouses cheap

Why wouldn’t batteries work?

Here comes Charlie giving some really long monotone verbose speech about airplane food and how it sucks

Aww yea bitches digital scrip

He can keep his money and we can get rid of him for free

Lmao I’d call the bank and just tell them cancel the card on file and send a new one. Can’t charge a cancelled card

Shit post so good I had to check irl

i JUST realized

Drinks so good they make the dead look lively