I was just joking and thinking much more apopalytic than that.

Completely destroying space and satellite communication might actually be for the best… maybe.

I’d heard of that as Hanlon’s razor:

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Edit: Hanlon, not Hanson

I can finally stop calling it GNU/Linux.

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