Goddommot Fronk

Just so.

“Welcome to the Whoniverse, where all your dreams come true… niverse.”

Find person who calls themselves ‘ugly’

Look inside

Blood and organs and stuff

Shit, you got that right.

Is this the one where they asked him if it was true that he had an ‘egg-shaped penis’, and he walked out of the room?

Space Truckers (1996)

This one flew under the radar because it apparently never got a proper US marketing campaign or something, but it’s an easy contender for cult classic. It’s campy, it’s colourful, it’s got some truly great practical fx work, it’s got Charles fucking Dance in it for some reason… it’s like a budget Fifth Element, but they pay attention to space physics, sorta. There’s also pigs in the shape of cubes, for easier stacking. Anyway, kinda blew me away when I stumbled upon it. YMMV, but I highly recommend.

Equally exhausting to live in a world where those pussies make all the fucking rules.

There are tales of pots that have been watched, and it is said amongst the people that they do not boil.

Yeah he does look like a Zander.