You keep raising the prices and I keep not buying.

Don’t buy HP printers. Buy Brothers instead. They’re a better product anyways.

I always park at the far side of whatever parking lot I end up in. I don’t always take the stairs up (damn you, knees) but I do always take them down. I do this because of NEAT!

I am five years old and I don’t understand anything you just said.

You aren’t wrong and neither are they.

Stop. Preordering. Things. How many times do people have to learn this lesson…?