If he didn’t want me touching it, he shouldn’t have given it to me. Kinda his fault I whack it.

No love for James? Fine, I’ll do it myself.

Here’s the clip, yw.

Jesuseth of Nazaretheth.

That flew over my head at first, but holy shit, that’s clever.

Modest House?

HELL YEAH, BRÖTHER.

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I found an Ubuntu 12.10 DVD on one of my spindles the other day and spun it up and oh my god how the memories came flooding back. I kinda loved Unity at the time. I mean, I’m not giving up Plasma for it, but I thought Unity was so refreshing coming off of Windows 7/8.

That’s the lesson I learned with my credit cards. I took out a loan to pay them off and as soon as they were paid off, I closed them. The sugar is too sweet, and the goblin is ravenous. It’s too easy to use the credit card to acquire junk. Next thing you know, over 25% of your income is going toward credit cards, and you’ve got nothing to show for it.

I finally said fuck that shit. They need me more than I need them. It’s a shame the realization took so long.

The only way to win the game is to not play.

And you’re goddamned right.

That’s because if you don’t get carbonated horse piss, it’s actually just your blinker fluid!

Has the guy with the gun always had the Ohio flag on his sleeve?

Welp, I just learned something new and useful by logging into Lemmy at 1:30 AM.

Have you ever honked a Jesus if you Jesus honk Jesus honk have you that you if you Jesus love love honks that you loved the Jesus that you ever loved?

Still too bloated. My hard limit is 950 bytes.

Or, as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy

>be me, Gentoo user
>hear about this new pussy package
>will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code
>later virgins

Time to install PCSX2 and play some Gran Turismo on this puppy.

Cleavage, dude.