My only rule for colour is that I should be able to spot it immediately if I drop it in a narrow, unlit crevice. I’ve got some bright red and safety orange tools.

Not for quite some time now. Not since I learned about the electoral college.

Boardgaming. I play an occasional boardgame with my friends, but I’m not searching youtube clips for strategies, importing first-print Euro games in the original German and printing English-language stickers for the boards, or watching Essen livestreams every year.

But it WON’T blow my mind because all these articles every say is “eh, maybe”.

Karma-farming. Please lets just be our genuine, authentic, awful selves.

I tried it because it was the captain’s favourite. Regrettably, bergamot oil is not for me.

If you’re buying two litres of cider, it’s not because you like cider.

You can buy 2L beer containers in New Zealand, but they’re a specialty item. Largest I’ve ever seen at the supermarket or bottle shop is 1L.

As for coffee, it’s probably because our laws are weirdly restrictive on how much caffeine you can have in one drink. Energy drinks can’t contain more than an equal amount of coffee, for example.

I’ve eaten them before, and they’re basically leaves. 2/10. Would not recommend.