He’s doing his best

Same for proton

Most folks that are placed in the ballot on Election Day are not good presidential material. None of them are honest or trustworthy people. Lesser evil is still an evil.

I mean most folks elected are pedos in the us at this point. Two party ftw /s

83 years too late

Damage started long before he was alive.

Bad update or long term issues lasting over various updates. Honestly sounds like oblivion remastered.

I know the biggest meme that’s gonna pop up in my head on the death bed is gonna be fart on roommates door and I’ll probably laugh as hard as ever and end up dying of laughter as opposed to the slow cancer or something death I am supposed to have.

I’m no expert but I feel like that might cause chapped lips for other folks.

Absolutely. Will I beat the ninjas? Probably not. Will I get a good job kiss on the forehead for trying? Maybe.

“I’m playing both sides that way I always come out on top”

Look at moneybags over here

Yikes

In the 80s, there was Cold War drama We fought the Commies inside Nicaragua Our friends were the Contras, freedom was their mantra So we sent them lots of money for guns and landmines But Congress stopped the Contra money flow Just 'cause they moved a teeny bit of blow But then a hero came forth, his name was Oliver North He and Reagan went around the sissy Congress

Ollie North Ollie North

You see, North secretly sold missiles to a harmless country called Iran, who would always be a grateful ally Then he gave the profits to the Contras Genius But the sales were uncovered by the press Reagan and North began to stress 'Cause what they did was technically high treason But it was totally justified North volunteered to take the blame To save Reagan from prison rape shame The truth he did bury with his hot secretary Thanks to her shredder, he got off totally scot-free

Ollie North Ollie North

He’s a soldier And a hero And a novelist And now he’s on FOX News

“Gura my dog died. LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!”

I believe I do not understand this one

Herman miller aeron. Company purchased them in bulk back in 2015 and I can say they are still going strong. Herman is a shit company though but products are high quality in terms of office chairs.

It’s been a good two years. Finally settled on my instance too, shame about lemm.ee though; love that one. But this one works too and Blahaj zone will be my backup if dbzero goes down next. Here’s to more years here!

I got some liquid ass too today

Oof real