I once read half of the worst book I’ve ever read. I posted a bad review on Goodreads and got attacked by the writer’s mates, who’d all left good reviews. I don’t trust Goodreads reviews.

I would have masked up, but it wasn’t possible to get masks in the UK. So I caught Covid and Long Covid instead.

PS. Mask up. It’s not gone.

They’re not going 40 on the flat. Ebikes are heavy.

No. It’s kph. Ebikes are restricted to 25 kph.

It’s 25 KILOMETERS an hour. I often end up cycling faster than my ebike motor can keep up with.

I’m a gen X “bitch”. I was raised cycling everywhere. Get lost with your generational divisive bullshit.

25 kph, not mph. Which isn’t very fast.

Whoops, heehee.

The other day we had a family gathering and we’d all paired off talking quietly. Then my mother suddenly piped up saying “and now we will talk about this, answer this question”, ruining everyone’s conversation. My niece and I shut her down, but it was too late, the rest of dinner was awkward as hell.

How well written are they? I’ve tried a lot of popular books lately and they’ve been full of plot holes, gratuitous fan fic and exposition plus loads of other shit an editor should have caught.

Meshuggah means “mad” in Yiddish. The other words may have been Yiddish too.

Fun fact: the average person loses 3 IQ points every time they get covid.

I have long covid, I’m in the menopause, and I deal with three separate languages each day.

Anyway, gulls are sea pigeons. You’re welcome.

That’s what happens when you make it cheaper. Everyone else has dropped subsidies.

Didn’t work, got defunded anyway.

The Origin of the Species, of course.

It wouldn’t have been up there for 5 days if it wasn’t

But onion and garlic aren’t bitter.

Don’t get me started on grapefruit, though.

Everyone knew. The Holocaust is just the Jewish part, by the way. It started with dissidents and “unnatural” people.

Sleeping on my head at night.