A black redstart.

Don’t encourage him, dear

Joke’s on you, I think everyone looks like a twat in a baseball cap.

The EU is so fucking right wing nowadays (and half the MEPs are paid by Putin).

Official clips:
Take on Me by Aha.

Unofficial clips:
The Lion Sleeps Tonight with the dog and the hippo.
Umbrella and Tom Holland.

A Fjällräven backpack in perfect condition, including seat pad, for 40 Euro. Made of cotton canvas, with padded straps. Usually sells for about 160 Euro.

Fuck Merz. It was only a matter of time.

I would add an insult here, but I live in Germany and don’t want to be arrested.

Meanwhile, when Ghostwatch was on, people panicked even though it had been announced as a “Play on (BBC) One” for weeks.

I think it’s still on YouTube somewhere.

Someone else said it when Marie Antoinette was only a little girl. Can’t remember who it was.

Many languages use mama and papa, so no.

Normalize not calling everything invasive without mentioning which country you’re in. People in Europe are pulling out “English ivy” because some idiot on Reddit told them "it’s invasive’.

Yeah, they had a bunch of deaths of people buying medication off drugs dealers in the Netherlands recently.

It’s one of the dumbest things you can achieve, really.

Right?!

I live in nature and half an hour away from Basel, Freiburg, Mulhouse and Lörrach (ew). I suppose, strictly speaking, I don’t need holidays.

Tip for men on LinkedIn: 1. Don’t be an asshole.

There you go, online safety tip.

They’re a pretentious little prick.

Hasn’t the EU un-banned it again?

I have it. I’m used to it. It’s not as if I can do something about it.

When a woman complains about something completely legitimate she’s considered a “Karen” nowadays. It’s all about controlling women.