I imagined MeatCanyon doing the voices

I don’t think they meant THAT kind of “ride”.

If you start to paint it black, you might be The Rolling Stones

There’s finally hope to get a tattoo on my micropenis!

Handle of 5, prongs of 3.

ColdOnes got one of these a few months back. Loved seeing the destruction they caused and can only imagine their potential of they actually full send it

II is the one standing in the back. The guy up front is Brandon Toews from Drumeo