You can substitute the q-tips out for regular human hair if you’re prepping for tariff season

You’ll have to subscribe to a premium Azure tier to be able to use multiple cannons at once. Consider bundling services into an enterprise war package.

Drink a bottle of pepto at night and it erases the damage pretty well. You’ll shit black tho.

They could just put a gold-covered iPhone in the shitter and he’d log in and use it

And even then it’s dependent on the availability of the 4G network or whatever. They’re currently sunsetting 2G and 3G networks, that means a lot of old school devices have to be upgraded or cut off, upgrades come with new contracts.

Just having your car breakdown in a red state is a major crisis, debilitating event - There is no walkable infrastructure, no public transportation. But yeah, everything is like that down here.

+1 learning to parent yourself

I work in a library, one of my best friends is a librarian, this tracks 100%

edit: Notably they didn’t wait for law enforcement to appear, they called capitol police proactively and probably saved the day in doing so. No one wants (…another…) photo op opposing capitol police.

That’s because Windows NT is still in there

For many gay men, the “Do I want to date him or be him?” Issue can cut hard, so I’m not sure it’s that weird.

I’m in Little Rock, Arkansas, which has plenty of vacant properties and plenty of homeless, they don’t cancel each other out anymore but it’s because homeowners are terrified of homeless people so they police neighborhoods and call that shit in. As well they should, we have fires all the time around me because of them.

That’s always been a garbage claim, “in an industrial composter” where heat and moisture are super high. At very least moisture and UV light are needed, probably not going to happen in a landfill. But then nothing else in there is gonna decay either. If you dig up landfills from the 70s and 80s, you can still read the newspaper articles layered in with everything else. Imagine the wrappers for candy you threw away as a kid. They still exist.

It’s the only way Lady Supermans can get off

I bought a Harbor Freight brand SawStop and honestly I’m almost typing at full speed again on 9 fingers now

Putting a woman at the top of the ticket again would definitely be a way to show them, “hey we are willing to walk into the same trap as many times as it takes to prove our point about equality.”

Not enough women think a woman should be president to make the idea viable, and that’s not my fault.

I’ve been on the internet for like 30 years now, this isn’t even in my top 10. Honestly I feel more at home with colorful folks anyway so, shrug.

Hell AI has been making fully automated kill-chain decisions for 5 years now. Yes it’s in everything.

You don’t need it to be conscious to replace people’s jobs, however poorly, tho. The hype of disruption and unemployment may yet come to pass, if the electric bills are ultimately cheaper than the employees, capitalism will do its thing.

“A crisis is coming!”

Well I’ve been in crisis since I got laid off at Christmas so everyone, welcome to the show.

Before that I’ve been trying to come out of my crises since Covid fucked my life up, still not fixed that.

And then going back, my life is still hugely derailed from the past 2.5 decades of crises, macro and micro.

So yeah it’s just more of the same over here.

Yep they basically give the handle away for free anyway just to get you on the blades. Giving away accessories at no-cost-to-them is totally on brand. I doubt many other companies will do it, as accessories are usually moneymakers.