Who the fuck irons clothes? Textiles are ALREADY FLAT.

It’s the same shit with “fabric softener” rubes. IT’S ALREADY SOFT THAT’S WHY THEY MAKE CLOTHES OUT OF IT

next up: turning New York into a prison. Air Force One plane crash to follow

it’s a famous prison, making it far more powerful (it can house hundreds of thousands of criminals easy)

that website is embedding itself and asking for cookies, what the hell?

action movie plot where there’s a huge parade in DC but it’s been infiltrated by [spins wheel] Serbian nationalists who take the government hostage and start executing all elected officials and nobody stops them because they on their phones

HUH?