

I always forget this fact because it’s so incredulous. Then I re-learn it every time. I’m not looking forward to Alzheimer’s


I always forget this fact because it’s so incredulous. Then I re-learn it every time. I’m not looking forward to Alzheimer’s


i was speaking more geopolitically


I’m gonna say 1500s onward tbh
the iconic stomp-stomp-clap replaced with slap-slap-ohhh yeaaaahhh
fool, by commenting you’ve declared their post as really good
continuing to scroll or closing the app / browser would’ve been the only true rebuke
what if i want money more
I still believe that I cannot be saved
ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this
im sorry for the embarrassment youve suffered but this is the funniest shit ive seen today
how babby formed
how girl get pregant


but why


but why


Riding ‘round the airplane
With a pocket full of weed
hey baby how low are your standards (☞゚∀゚)☞
But will it affect my memory? And how long do I have left?
that explains my sterility. i always watched with my balls glued to the screen
they should ask RATM again I’m sure they’ll say yes, it’ll be fine, don’t worry. Just make sure to ask publicly
its for when you live-stream. you gotta be ready to switch cams at the right moment. its not a cuck vid unless you get that magical hairy-butthole closeup on the clean-shaven balls twitching. i mean imagine fucking that up, itd be so embarrassing
so two wrongs make a right when two wrongs make two wrongs?