damn asexist, get your satinist beliefs out of here

Serially

Some of my best friends are lactose

fellatio murder!?

All of the dumb with none of the charm

woah, easy on the math there, buddy. I’ve only got one brain cell that’s ping-ponging between my hemispheres

Fun fact, listening to wu tang now is like being in the 90’s and listening to songs from the 50’s

Close! It’s German. Bain means Bane, Savon means upon, and Douche means Dirt, so basically it means “bane upon (your) dirt”

Am i supposed to read this manga style?

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ shorts guy!

DOOM soundtrack

do you seriously think that gender norm restrictions can retain something as powerful as your piss

unzip. unclasp. pull down. release

the urine must flow

Oh you have no idea

Edit: alas, I was hoping someone would say “what was it?” To which I would reply “oh I have no idea” but alas, here I am without any to bear witness

They fear the floss thong

Tabarnak

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Did the mammals get their hands on the white materia then?

i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA

yes

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