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To the people who feel personally attacked, may I recommend garter belts for your socks
39·1 day agoit sounds like a cool job but who would they even go to complain to for harassment?
“In our 17th hour of boning, I was getting a bit tired. violet08_ slapped me and told me to ‘stay hard, idiot’”
“That’s great pal, you kids keep having fun, make sure my daughter stays hydrated”
That’s why I always shout “first to cum doesn’t have to clean up the mess”
I win every time 😎
I mean it is technically correct
Maybe Hell is just so full of red tape that it was only thousands of years after it had been a predominant language, did they switch to Latin for all contracts. In another 1000 years, they’ll switch to Mandarin, by which point we’ll be speaking duck.
me giving relationship advice currently
a boon for some, a bane to others
who can stare at a vagina at a moment like this
his dogs are FULL out and you’re looking at his weird vagina
Horny in a twisted way
6·7 days agoI do love a good roasted cabbage. I wonder what a good lava-roasted cabbage would taste like
i usually hem with a needle
262·7 days agoI mean I can’t because I’m Canadian but I too crave ranked voting
No, you see, bombing brown children and preventing things from getting better is the same and bombing brown children and making things worse!!
what are you gonna do about it? Hold me down? Hold me down with your girly hands!? Hold me down and feed me a constant stream of thick, hard cocks!?!? I dare you to even TRY
Don’t mind if I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)