Colonel Panic

who would have thought 🙃

super tux cart on linux is free and open source

they don’t take your firstborn but go straight for your soul instead

sltar License

Using this software requires giving your first child to the author so that they can “immolate it to the devil”.

i’m feeling the urge to hide this clause in one of my projects. i’d change it to Rumpelstiltskin though.

with every reinstall, i go hunting for decent calendar- and email-apps. always go back to Evolution eventually

native Americans

no he’s definitely not the moon

this dude is a mormon