Similarly the Terminator is ceaseless but does run, jump, climb etc. Our own hunting strategy, but perfected by machines. Even more tireless and persistent.

Hank Hill

I thought succubus were explicitly female, males are called incubus? Why have gendered terms if they shapeshift?

Hear me out, cut out a bunch of middlemen and give me a shit ton of free weed.

Human (and animal) blood and eggs can also both be used in place of Styrofoam to gelify fuel for molotovs.

What is up with the cartoon turtle in the background of this rofl

Starring Jack Black

We sprayed hair spray on our hands, lit them, and did flaming high fives.

I see a lot of similar stories here about wandering free and living like feral kids but I want to second making homemade Explosives from hobby shop Rocket engines.

Will second soy sauce on ice cream. I learned this at a Chinese buffet that had a soft serve machine and absolutely no dessert toppings.

Afternoon Delight

I forgot what meme I was looking at and how obvious this was lol, I thought I was so clever for reading it that way the first time.

In Oregon you don’t need any certifications whatsoever to call yourself an engineer. I have referred to myself as a waste disposal and sanitary engineer (washing dishes) jokingly, but I bet someone more clever than me could spice their real CV up quite a bit just by creatively titling their previous positions.

Portland OR has more strip clubs per capita than anywhere else in the US. During covid when clubs were closed dancers were driving for a door dash service called Boober Eats.

Likewise horse foals are born with a gross soft covering on their hooves to protect the mother.