It’s starts cloudy and when the fight ends it begins to snow. As the protagonist monolgues he and the cooling corpse of his rival bleed out in the accumulating snow. Bam no footprints, two slowly spreading blood pools, monologue, fade to white.
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yngmnwntr@lemmy.mlto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the worst crime/mischief your pet have done to you?
5·3 天前My beagle started her life working with me at a dispensary. She got lots of attention from all our customers. She hurt her leg somehow, maybe it was just growing pains, and she had a bit of a limp for a few days. She realized she was getting extra sympathy and attention because of her injury so she started faking it after it healed. She would hear the door, come running out of the office, jump up on her hind legs and get love. Then when the customer turned their attention to me, the budtender, my dog would turn around, whine, and start limping away so they would start petting her again.
In the original picture the ring isn’t copper. The word copper is also edited. It was changed to copper for the Ea Nasir joke.
It is so great absolutely NEVER running into someone from high school.
I just started rewatching old school Jetsons. The episode where they introduce Rosie, George takes the cheapest ‘homely’ model instead of the sexy French maidbot.
Came here to say shower mango. I prefer mine slightly frozen. Peaches too. Hot shower, cold fruit, no mess, no cleanup, plus the hot humid air makes the shower smell super strongly of fruit.
yngmnwntr@lemmy.mlto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Who would win in a battle to the death, a lion or a knight in full armor?
3·3 个月前Not sure you know what you’re talking about.
1.5 Some dude blew his own arm off with a homemade grenade trying to scare some car thieves.

This land use infographic has two seperate areas, one for all corporate timberland and a second just for Weyerhouser.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are the most upbeat songs with kind of depressing lyrics?
4·4 个月前Timothy by The Buoys is a very happy song about men trapped in a mine collapse cannibalizing each other to survive.
One of Tolkiens appendices touches briefly on Dwarvish gender. IIRC women were slightly less common than men, and many of them weren’t interested in having kids. So only 1/3 of dwarves are women and only 1/3 of them ever reproduce. So even though they have long lives they barely maintain replacement numbers. He also says that both men and women have beards and outsiders can’t tell them apart. I think Gimlis line about it in The Two Towers is a direct quote from this section.

Bless’d are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
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When I used to work in the home electronics department of a department store we had a bin of cheap dvds, price as marked. People would come through and organize them as they browsed and throughout the day the bin would get more and more organized. We were told they sold better if people had to rifle through them, so we had to periodically mix them back up.