The successor to bonsai kitten.

Fucking stop making it everyone else’s problem and stand up to your government already.

What you’re saying is there will be lucrative billable hours to fix it when this all shakes out? I guess short term pain…

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”

Maybe overthrow that fascist government of yours.

Pairs well with

On the other hand, a lot of people are learning how important a tested backup strategy is.

This is an illustration of the nutty putty cave death.

Perverse incentives and capitalism, name a more iconic duo.

This is known as “liar liar pants on fire”

Explaining the understandably fucked situation and then leaving is “storming off”.

Sometimes paleontology isn’t the best career, but it’s a solid number 2.

Stacy’s mom has got it going on

Dated just like your mom, who is probably a nice lady and deserves to find someone.

So you mean you now have a stink grenade or trap.

1. US attacks Canada.
2. ???
3. US attacks itself in confusion

Doesn’t the US have a forest maintained for this purpose?

Depends, is it a grease or electrical fire?

What about a pair of booby’s?