return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoThe Iran War Is God’s Plan, Say U.S. Military Leaders (Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus)www.esquire.comexternal-linkmessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up1529arrow-down13cross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
arrow-up1526arrow-down1external-linkThe Iran War Is God’s Plan, Say U.S. Military Leaders (Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus)www.esquire.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square70linkfedilinkcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
minus-squareSterile_Technique@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·22 hours ago Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus Why? Did he run out of locusts or something?
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·20 hours agoYou might be thinking of Jesus’ abusive dad
minus-squaremoondoggie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·20 hours agoWell to be fair, he was also his dad. And a ghost. And wine. And… crackers? Regardless, being both his dad and a ghost meant that any time Jesus jacked it, he was committing incestuous necrophilia. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
minus-squareRagingRobot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·19 hours agoSo you are saying he cheated
Why? Did he run out of locusts or something?
You might be thinking of Jesus’ abusive dad
Well to be fair, he was also his dad. And a ghost. And wine. And… crackers? Regardless, being both his dad and a ghost meant that any time Jesus jacked it, he was committing incestuous necrophilia. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
So you are saying he cheated