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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    AI says what?

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    I’ve sampled enough to say confidently that this is false.

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      Clean penises or avocado?

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        Inclusive yes.

        • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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          Fair enough. This one is debunked.

          Let’s move along people, nothing to see here.

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    Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn’t tell the researcher

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      Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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        Probably a research assistant

  • Valmond@lemmy.world
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    The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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      Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Oh god I’m close keep going

        • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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          🌰 🥜 🔩

          • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.

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    Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv

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    Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

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    Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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    Um excuse me?

    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

    I’d eat more avocado if that was true.

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      Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smells…pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night

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      We’re trying to promote hygiene here

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.

        • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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          This is gold. Thank you.

        • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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          not as chewy, either.

          • Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works
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            what a day to have eyes

    • Etterra@discuss.online
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      It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

      • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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        Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

        • Allemaniac@lemmy.world
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          maybe it’s because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.

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          Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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        Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.

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      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

      I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        Her boyfriend’s penis must be clean.

        • Lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight

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    mmm cockamole

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      You are an asset to the team. Welcome.

    • ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

      • inthearizonasun@lemm.ee
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        Thank you

    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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      Goes great on your faceadilla.

      • inthearizonasun@lemm.ee
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        With crema

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      I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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      I hate you, take my up vote.

  • guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    of course it’s a BuzzFeed article

    https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

    • altphoto@lemmy.today
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      That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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    Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

    • flandish@lemmy.world
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      some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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        I’m sorry to hear that. I hope it’s beautiful and sunny wherever you are and that you’re doing well.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        Altar boy?

        • flandish@lemmy.world
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          what? no. just my best friend’s older brother who happened to be a sexual predator.

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        Oof.

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      I’d imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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        Why? We’re a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

        • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          ☺️ 🏳️‍🌈👋 Happy pride!

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        Never been more disappointed in us. 😞

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      Your the expert, tell us.

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        • you + are = you’re
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          No.

          My the expert.

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          I guess you’re* the expert.

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    Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….

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      So avocado doesn’t taste like clean dingaling?

      Please answer Im about to get some guacamole and I’m insecure in my sexuality.

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        Just say “no homo” and you’re good. Avoid the nut, because that’s super gay bro

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          Thank you so much. I shouted no homo as I added quac to my long veiny burrito, and two-handed it into my mouth. I think I’m okay now.

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      So… Avocado in one and a dick in the other…?

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      Few, I don’t like avocados and was worried

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    I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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      Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you’ve cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!

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        makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.

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          I dated a girl who would wash her pp every time she went to the bathroom.

          I miss her. She had a very nice (and clean) pp, but gods, she did things with her fingers 🤤 fifteen minute straight, actual screaming orgasms. I’ve never been so embarrassed of being at a loss of control of my entire body. Just with her fingers 🤌

          …Nothing else has or ever will compare 😣 … Especially dirty dick people ☹️

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      Smells more like rotten wet mushrooms

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        Mouth feels? Or like smell? Or like something else?

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        Omg 🤣

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      It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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        Who the hell would go through the hassle of buying sex without cleaning ur pp. I mean that just sounds grim at that point.

        • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          You’d be surprised.

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    I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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      I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed… she did not like what was in her toast.

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      Don’t trust her.

      Only one way to know the truth.

      🍆

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      Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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    “Clean penis”? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.

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      The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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        Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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          wdym

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            Strictly speaking, WD-40 is for water displacement. It is also not patented because they don’t want to give away the recipe.

            Though, I think the other guy might have meant “lubricant” in the context of sex.

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