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This just in. Agitating heavy cream makes butter.
Y’all just discovered something people have known for, like, 5000+ years.
Youse have just found a way to make exercise fattening
The attached image grosses me out.
they pour heavy cream and salt into double-bagged Ziplocs and secure the squishy bags of dairy inside their matching running vests
Saved you a click.
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America is turning footsteps into butter
tl;dr - they run with zip lock bags of cream and salt and try not to get too warm, but it does all work.
Alright, from the picture, I assumed they were squeezing cream in their hands during the run and the sweat was involved in the process. I am very happy that is not the case.
Agreed. IMO, having butter all over her hands was the click-bait portion of the post.
they pour heavy cream and salt into double-bagged Ziplocs and secure the squishy bags of dairy inside their matching running vests before setting off on a trail run
Are you familiar with the Roman butter stick?
Perfect for a little butter on the nips to prevent chaffing.
Nobody likes bloody nips https://youtu.be/6O1XLdi1PSc
Great idea. I used to put bandaids on mine.
You can make butter while fucking too…
It takes longer than 30 seconds to make butter.
Whelp, I guess I’m never eating these again.
Family Size!
Thanks Nabisco 👍
The average American waistline is now "family sized”
I only make yogurt.
What, no tapioca? No mayonnaise?
Amateur
I remember making butter in kindergarten by putting the cream and salt into a little bottle and just shaking the shit out of it all damn day. By the time we went home, we had about half a stick of butter.
sterile processing tech at a hospital
Not the most confidence-inspiring thing to read after seeing that photo
What an odd wonderful thing to do. I love it
That’s probably much less efficient than just using the machine that performs the same process though.
It’s min-maxing. They already commit to the time for exercise so if they could be productive with it somehow why not? “Productive” here more of a 2 seconds of Internet fame than “this has general application”, but just like a daily commute being limited mostly to music/podcast/phone calls as far as being “productive”, if someone introduced the ability to prep dinner while commuting many people would take them up on it.
It might not be the traditional or most perfect place or time to make “x” but if it buys you time elsewhere and there aren’t other consequences or side effectd, well everyone is pretty maxed out in the world and doesn’t have time.
Yep, but the machine can also do the work while you’re running, or even commuting.
But if you’re running anyway…
Fuck yeah! Lower your risk of heart disease while you make shit that raises your risk for heart disease. Oxymoronic.
Or, do a fun thing, and at the end of it, you get bonus tasty stuff.
So what you’re saying is, a risk-free way to consume butter? Sounds like a win to me.
Big Run trying a new customer retention strategy.
Sprint till you get a stroke, then use the butter to stroke it.
Zero yum!
