• meathorse@lemmy.world
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    At midnight, on the 12th of August A huge mass of luminous gas erupted from Mars Jupiter and sped towards Earth Across two hundred million miles of void Invisibly hurtling towards us Came the first of the missiles that were to bring so much calamity to Earth As I watched, there was another jet of gas It was another missile, starting on its way

    And that’s how it was for the next ten nights A flare, spurting out from Mars Jupiter Bright green, drawing a green mist behind it A beautiful, but somehow disturbing sight Ogilvy, the astronomer, assured me we were in no danger He was convinced there could be no living thing on that remote Forbidding planet

    • Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Aaaand you’ve been reported to your site’s administrator. The only one you’ve been authorized to disclose on this community is SCP-3135 as according to recent protocols in discrediting Trek Communities as ‘conspiracy theorists’.

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        (Sorry, I like to call out SCP bs because I know how important it is to regularly test containment scenarios, and bcs of the free amnestic & anti-memetics y’all give me, it’s some good shit.)

        Also, that damned Neelix.

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            I would volunteer for an experiment to try to communicate with SCP-3135 warning them/it that there is a Neelix onboard & that I’m there to kill it (before it somehow merges into … Worlix??).

            (Neelex hate is kinda mostly fake from my side, yet compulsory.)