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- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
- surrealmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- cross-posted to:
- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
- surrealmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
cross-posted from: https://piefed.zip/c/lemmyshitpost/p/1234212/why-aren-t-we-doing-this
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Count von Count: “sigh” unzips
Vampires travel by turning into bats. Am I advocating that every single person get turned into an immortal, undead monster just so we don’t need roads anymore!? Yes… Yes, I am.
But then whose blood would we drink???
We’ll have some that refuse transformation.
I need to know: is this the amount of bats you can fit into the same space as 50 cars, or the amount of bats that could eat and carry 50 humans
Pretty sure that is the amount of bats if those people were vampires and everyone turned into a vampiric bat swarm
In daylight? And then it’s the question of body mass. Do you have any idea how many bats I have to turn into?
7?
When car-to-bat conversion technology is as good and cheap as it is, what excuse do we have?
I support this.
