- cross-posted to:
- bats@lemmy.world
- surrealmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- cross-posted to:
- bats@lemmy.world
- surrealmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Those humans are quite large.
Much larger than bats.
You will certainly not regret having 150,000 bats.
So a bus is more space efficient than pedestrians?
If we ever run out of room for humans to walk around I think we’re cooked busses or not.
Often times, yes. Because sitting/standing requires less space than walking and that makes up for the extra space of the bus.
I guess walking is like humans being in a gas state, and riding a bus is humans arranging themselves into a solid. But idk what liquid humans would be lol
In the US, only 33 cars for 50 people is optimistic
The 50 pedestrians vs 50 people in a bus is messing with my brain.
50 pedestrians the way they prefer it. A bus with 50 people on board, where everyone is in each other’s personal space.
Yeah they must really be crammed in there.
Double decker?
that’s gonna be one hell of a smush in the cage match
Yeah, fuck busses. Bats are way more eco friendly.
you can make them eat other bugs too it’s so eco friendly
Vampire propaganda.
really? only 150 bats? are these fruit bats or fat american vampire bats. i would like to speak to mathematic’s manager please.
That’s 150 thousand bats (i am not the mathematics manager though - she was probably hit by that bus)
are these american thousands or are these weird european thousands with extra zeroes like their weird millions and billions tho. they have been getting sneaky beaky with their numbers, the way they count things all discrete like.
SNEAKY.

BEAKY.
Love this
I have a better question - why isn’t this posted in the !bats@lemmy.world community? We would love it here. Stealing and crossposting now.

I simply wasn’t aware of the community, I’ll remember it next time
It’s definitely a much smaller community than lemmyshitpost, but we love anything bat-related!
Do they all want to go to the same place?
And, cannot the bats fly? Surely there could be far many more.
Speaking of flying, lets just have spaceships for everybody.
And now the traffic report:
“I’m over Ventura Blvd., and all the vampires walking in the Valley are heading west.”
It’s more efficient to stack pedestrians on top of each other.
Wasn’t there a horror movie about that?
Why aren’t we doing this? I personally haven’t found the option to turn into a bat yet
Literally the only issue with the plan
Ethicists were too preoccupied with whether or not they should, they didn’t stop and think if they could.
Have you tried becoming a vampire?
Think of how long it would take to count that high
One! One aeon of eternity, ah ah ah! Two! Two aeons…
Where do I invest?
Squeak at the sky after dark and some guys will show up.













