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gurty@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 23 hours ago

Anon contemplates AI

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Anon contemplates AI

gurty@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 23 hours ago
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  • Ghostie@lemmy.zip
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    18 hours ago

    But Autoblow released a version with AI.

  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    /c/dontstickyourdickinthat

    • MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      22 hours ago

      This is the second /c/ reference I’ve seen tonight. What’s that?

      • jqubed@lemmy.world
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        I think it goes back to the Reddit days. Subreddits would be referred to as r/SubredditName, which referred to the URL path (reddit.com/r/SubredditName) and was how they would be displayed on the page. I think the Reddit mobile app at least would actually turn that into a link. The equivalent to a subreddit on Lemmy is a community and their URL often shows up as lemmy.instance/c/CommunityName. It’s not actually as useful in the Fediverse to refer to them in that way, though, because it generally only works as a link if you’re signed in to that instance. Using !CommunityName@lemmy.instance is better because it should work regardless of what instance you’re on, or even if you’re using something different from Lemmy.

        • MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          21 hours ago

          I picked up on the reddit reference, but I had no idea how any of the fediverse stuff worked in relation to that. That’s really cool that you can link that way, honestly. So presumably I’m just missing out on exactly what instance and community people are talking about when they say stuff like that?

          • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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            19 hours ago

            no, sometimes it’s a joke and the community/subreddit doesn’t exist.

        • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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          21 hours ago

          your way is better if the community exists

          I do it this way when it doesn’t exist, or I don’t actually want to link to it

        • RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world
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          18 hours ago

          Doesnt that link directly to only one instance’s version of that community though? Rather than combining every instance community of the same name into the same feed?

  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    LLMs are not the singularity anyways.

    Though I’d be very surprised if no one has ever built a blowjob machine. Not necessarily a good or safe bj machine, but knowing humans, I’m 100% sure it’s been done. Hospitals might even have a code for “dick mangled by homemade bj machine”.

    • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      21 hours ago

      Why would you need a bj machine? Just use a buttplug and positive reinforcement

    • hesh@quokk.au
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      20 hours ago

      Funnily enough

      https://nextshark.com/china-sperm-extractor

    • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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      21 hours ago

      Do you mean a vacuum cleaner?

      • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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        20 hours ago

        You’re gonna rip your dick off.

      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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        21 hours ago

        I personally wouldn’t call a vacuum cleaner similar to a blow job. There isn’t that much sucking involved in “sucking dick”.

        • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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          21 hours ago

          You just need to switch it from suck to blow.

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      20 hours ago

      “Teledildonics” have been a humorous niche since the Slashdot era.

      It’s plug and play!

  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    18 hours ago

    Can you?

  • abbotsbury@lemmy.world
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    not a greentext

  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    Musk is working on it. Once his Optimus robots are advanced enough, he’ll shrink them down to adolescent size and figure out how to put artificial skin and hair over them so they’ll look like the Grok demos of 12 year old girls he keeps posting on Twitter.

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    angry Roomba noises

  • ruuster13@lemmy.zip
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    Is that what you thought the goal was? You’ll know we’re there when AI gets you to suck it off.

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      Oh that’s a fun version of the containment problem. A true superintelligence, given enough time, will pull some pickup artist shit and not call you back.

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    21 hours ago

    Normalise posting images rather than just linking to them on imgur [I’m in britain and we can’t see imgur :(( ]

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    • gurty@lemmy.worldOP
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      21 hours ago

      Thats weird, I thought I did. I definitely didn’t use an imgur link. Is this a lemmy quirk?

      • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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        19 hours ago

        I think they’re appreciating the fact that you did that.

        • gurty@lemmy.worldOP
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          11 hours ago

          Oh, my bad. Or my good.

  • Bazell@lemmy.zip
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    21 hours ago

    Cannot yet…

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