- cross-posted to:
- noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
Man who sharts in church, sits in own pew

*The Shart of War
If Zap Branigan wasn’t a fictional character I would expect him to be related.
I don’t want to see Donny in a skirt
I may remind you that’s made out of the finest velour! How can you resist it?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VA8vQorhAE0&pp=ygUUemFwcCBicmFubmlnYW4gdHJ1bXA%3D
The resemblance is uncanny!
Holy shit that’s clearly a Branigan.
Can we stop posting this pedo’s face all over the Internet?
* The Art Of The Deal
Unironically this is my strategy playing chess. L
Kirk used it on Spock, the illogical moves that caught him off guard. Makes for a good starship captain.
i want to pretend i’m a good enough player to strategerize like that, but my strategy has to be described with words like that.
Same
shart of war
The Fart of War
okay but this [unironically] has been statesian military doctrine since at least iraq 2
edit ooops i accidentally a word
1776*
Disagree. The people who coordinated this sort of thing were professionals who knew EXACTLY what they were doing

We used to be a proper country.
WW2 supposedly gave us this quote
The reason the U.S. Navy does so well in wartime is that war is chaos, and the U.S. Navy practices chaos on a daily basis."
And the cold war gave us the joke that Americans don’t read their manuals.
Washington’s big tactical play was to murder the Hessians in their sleep during the typical Christmas truce.
It’s always been a joke of a nation, Trump’s lack of tack just makes it more obvious.
He’s very tacky & tactless
Winston Churchill: “Americans will always do the right thing, only after they have tried everything else.”
Doing well in the chaos of war does not mean you are unprepared and unplanned.
oh your god are you going to blame me for every war i voted against and wasn’t alive for gett’em lord widebottom!

*The art of excursions
Poo Tzu
“To find one’s own ass, you need two things: both hands and a map”
This is that 5D checkers I’ve been hearing about






