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cm0002@digipres.cafe to Not *Not* the Onion@lemmy.cafeEnglish · 2 months ago

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet

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WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how to remove a tapeworm by scooting one’s ass across carpet. “Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is […]
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