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I sincerely hope even a single detail of this is real
It’s real, I’ve met all of Obama’s dads and they really do call him the cigarette crab. I don’t think he’s ever been to Japan and I don’t understand why the owner called him Mr President though because he’s never been president.
420/69
Dads?
his powers allow him to collect dads like pokémon
Sounds useful.