Turns out the lettuce was more intelligent also
Like that wasn’t obvious from the start?
There was never a doubt!
I’m kind of surprised the Liz made it 44 days against the lettuce.

Why does she still get attention?
She speedran meaningfully damaging an already damaged economy when given power in days. Her ideas demonstrably lack merit.
Unless her following is literally just people waiting for her to say something else stupid
Mostly because she says stuff like this, and it gets attention.
It is pretty funny. Outside of the current global climate, it’s pretty funny.
she didn’t say it tho
I came here to laugh not for news!
Probably because she is the
secondthird* ever female UK Prime Minister.That alone means her (incredibly stupid) comments have public interest.
*I have been reminded again that I can’t count (fair).
She’s the third female PM, Margaret Thatcher was first and Theresa May second.
I’d like to say that I didn’t count Thatcher as a human, but the truth is i just totally forgot Theresa May.
Corrected, cheers.
I’m not sure she was even human. Might have been an MI5 project to create a lifelike android to infiltrate and take over Parliament.
we should form an underground transgender mafia
Looks like it’s already in full swing. Just in case you’re looking… I have a very reputable kitkat source for the next few weeks…
Oh gimme a break
What exactly are the trans mafia running a racket on? Knee high socks?
Blahaj
Everyone knows that you need to feed your Blahaj shitty chocolate wafers so they don’t turn into gremlins.
Because the world is the way it is right now I just need to check. This is satire, right?
Nah, it’s a running gag that she blames the trans mafia for everything: https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/10/01/liz-truss-underground-trans-mafia-conservative-conference/
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who needed to check…
Holy shit, and here I thought organized trans crime conspiracies were exclusively American Republican. Why does everything stupid or regressive that comes out of the USA get parroted over here.
quick note, if anyone wants kitkats at a super low price hmu
Hold on, ensure Nestle loses money, and you’d fund trans people? Fucking sign me up! This is a fantastic idea! We need an underground trans mafia that steals chocolate to resell.
I’m gonna take this idea to Pride lol
The spread of american idiocy to a global scale isn’t a coincidence. It’s a combination of homegrown grifters who see the grift over there working, and a concerted effort by the Epstein Class to spread their influence abroad.
Where do you think America got their stupid people from? Did you think Europe stopped making them after they sent them here?
I’ll take one :3
Lettuce not listen to this grifter.
Oceans 11 trans remake when?
But actually
I say that Liz Truss is actually just one giant cunt.
And not even in a good way.
mad-libs headline?
also kudos to truss on having no shame and still showing her face to humans
Knew it
being in an underground transgender mafia would fix me
Ma’am, we’ve got better shit to do
And much better food to eat.






