The joke is that the first part of the post suggests that the news would be that the reader is trans. The expectation is subverted with another piece of news that is really cool. There might be a deeper layer about how trans people might suppress the realization that they’re trans by distracting themselves, but I don’t really know.
Hey to be fair I’m a hexbearian and I don’t get the joke either
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The joke is that the first part of the post suggests that the news would be that the reader is trans. The expectation is subverted with another piece of news that is really cool. There might be a deeper layer about how trans people might suppress the realization that they’re trans by distracting themselves, but I don’t really know.