“Hey guys this is my emotional support cat!” 💀
Condoms are for fucking pussies.
Fucking asshole
Hmmm, good point
Ideal time to add: “Until we meat again”
Damn you! This is the greatest addition I’ve ever read. Now my life will only know disappointment.
How the heck are we supposed to get permission to b̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶u̶s̶ ̶ eat comforting meat everywhere we go?
You don’t seek permission, you seek acceptance.
One time use support animals
If you’ve got room in the freezer they can provide much longer term support
Bold coming from a skeleton, an race w/ famously MEALTESS bodies
MEALTESS
Yes you said that.
Oh sure take the skeletons side
marrow is meat.
There’s no marrow in the skull, but there is fatty tissue in there just taking up space.
BRB need to ask a priest if skeletor has marrow like would a loving god permit this???
I’ve heard of fractional executives, and fractional ownership of some things, I guess being a fractional support animal makes sense too.
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Whole world is my emotional support animal. I am ravenous.
it is one of my life goals, and probably my greatest life goal given the scope of it, to eat one of everything and thus rise to the top of the food chain. i invite you all to join me.
I like my cows in the form of jerky.
For some people, their burger is the closest thing they’ll get to an emotional support animal.
