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Translation: yes we know it looks like someone took drugs and decided to convert their house into a trendy nightclub, then ran out if drugs, but it does mean you can gut the place and start again. Which we hope is a selling point.

Kinda want to see what it looked like with their furnishings. It’s funny how much a normal toilet stands out!

Oh my fucking god is the shower made out of windows??

I don’t understand what they were high on when they designed this.

Well at least it seems to be able to function as a normal home and be neither dangerous or too uncomfortable (if you’re blind). What’s up with the white sploches on the black though ?

It makes me think of Betelguese.