My favorite parts are the pissing Bart, the exposed bathroom, and all that sheet metal.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/602-S-Adams-St-Ritzville-WA-99169/85930618_zpid/
Calling all renovators and bargain hunters! This 5 bedroom 3052 sq ft home presents a golden opportunity to build equity and create your dream home. Put your renovation skills to work and unlock the hidden potential of this property. With its prime location and solid bones, the possibilities are limitless. Embrace your inner designer and turn this property into a stunning showcase. From updating the kitchen to revitalizing the outdoor space, let your imagination run wild and create a home that will make a lasting impression.
Translation: yes we know it looks like someone took drugs and decided to convert their house into a trendy nightclub, then ran out if drugs, but it does mean you can gut the place and start again. Which we hope is a selling point.
What’s special
UPDATING THE KITCHEN REVITALIZING THE OUTDOOR SPACE
yeah those are the only two things needed and voilà, a dream home!
Oh my fucking god is the shower made out of windows??
Well of course, if it was made from Linux it would leak everywhere since it’s open source. You gotta have closed source to keep the water in, hence the Windows.
Or maybe I’m just confused
fuck
Kinda want to see what it looked like with their furnishings. It’s funny how much a normal toilet stands out!
Seems like an old school goths dream house. Being old school goths I kinda dig it
Looks like a “modern American” restaurant that serves room temperature fries and beer
Kinda looks like a cheap nightclub…
It makes me think of Betelguese.
Definitely the home of an eccentric “artist.”
I don’t understand what they were high on when they designed this.
Ok, but why? From the outside it looks like it was owned by sane people, but then…
Can you imagine attempting to clean this
Well at least it seems to be able to function as a normal home and be neither dangerous or too uncomfortable (if you’re blind). What’s up with the white sploches on the black though ?
It might be drywall patches they didn’t paint over…









