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Translation: yes we know it looks like someone took drugs and decided to convert their house into a trendy nightclub, then ran out if drugs, but it does mean you can gut the place and start again. Which we hope is a selling point.

Oh my fucking god is the shower made out of windows??

Kinda want to see what it looked like with their furnishings. It’s funny how much a normal toilet stands out!

Seems like an old school goths dream house. Being old school goths I kinda dig it

Looks like a “modern American” restaurant that serves room temperature fries and beer

Kinda looks like a cheap nightclub…

It makes me think of Betelguese.

I don’t understand what they were high on when they designed this.

Ok, but why? From the outside it looks like it was owned by sane people, but then…

Can you imagine attempting to clean this

Well at least it seems to be able to function as a normal home and be neither dangerous or too uncomfortable (if you’re blind). What’s up with the white sploches on the black though ?