Or just measure a ring she wears often, less chance of being caught or waking her.
I actually got really lucky and her favorite ring got bent in the band, I told her I’d take it to get it fixed for her. She suspected nothing.
Most women don’t wear rings.
And yet they always have a few anyways
Assplay.
Buying butt plugs is trickier than people realise.
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This sub is so traditionalist, best relationship ive ever had neither of us want marriage. We just stay together because we want to.
I mean, nice for you, but if others want to get married just let them?
Why the need to call OP out for wanting to marry?
Is it not traditionalist? And i call it out because i see couple memes here that remind me of the most toxic relationships i had lol, i think it’s important to just throw that out there, there’s nothing wrong with not wanting marriage. A lot of young people feel shame and guilt when they cant replicate what they see in tv ads and stuff and now that im old enough i can confidently tell them, if you don’t like it or feel it you’re totally fine.
Edit: Plus the consumerism of buying a ring, like i guess yeah i think it’s good for young people to know there’s an alternative to this.
Because marriage perpetuates the subjugation of women.
Maybe the way you do it, pig
I genuinely, up until this comment, thought this was about buttplugs.
Also I agree with you, fuck the institution of marriage altogether
Just statistically most relationships will be monogamous cishet.
And statistically most marriages end in divorce
I proposed with a best guess token band. Then went shopping with her for a proper one. The token band we resized and she wears it day to day, and the proper one she wears for occasions.
You know you can just get a whole set of butt plugs specifically made for stepping up the size, right?
no, dude, wdf she’s sniffing her armpits?!
I sniff my partner’s armpits, if he gets in on it it’s just the advertising finally working
