I’m reminded of the green text where the guy ate an entire XL jar of pickles and shat pure acid nonstop.

Edit: found it

I hate olives so it’d take me only one to regret it.

Add 3 spoonfuls of capers and maybe a few cloves of garlic and toss it in the blender. A few second-long pulses later, you have tapenade, which resists all regrets.