







I’m tempted to break off a piece of his wig and smoke up.
Please do so, and report back to the rest of us. For science!
I always wanted to break off a chunk of Kazon hair and use it to scrub out my pots and pans.
shut it scroteface.
We had Amelia Earhart, so this doesn’t seem hard to believe.
Also I want to believe that the Washington Generals still exist in the 24th, even if Washington does not.

In my view, Voyager is an Anti-Gilligan’s Island show. In Gilligan’s Island, things float into the lagoon and the plot revolves around it. In Voyager, the ship floats into someone else’s lagoon. DS9 is a mostly-Gilligan’s Island show.
Tune in next week for “Voyager Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla!”
This week’s special guests on Scooby Doo: Don Knotts and Gowron!
Nelix: Guys, I have an idea for a special move.
Too Tall Winston: Lemme guess, we eject the warp core…?
Nelix: And then shoot that from three-point land! Yes!
Maybe they are there to do some advanced math to help Voyager.
It’s a cop out to put them on the Holodeck. I want the real Harlem Globetrotters to be sent from the year 2000 to the year 2377, to a random planet in the Delta Quadrant where they happen to run across them. They’re now called the Harlem Timeandspacetrotters.
The holodeck was just a convenient open space to host whatever game was somehow necessary to the plot. My assumption is that they do physically visit the ship for shenanigans.
And oh the shenanigans!