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cm0002 to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago

When times are tough, the tough get going.

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When times are tough, the tough get going.

cm0002 to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago
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    Remember: If you see someone shoplifting, no you fucking didn’t.

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      I love self checkout! The mega corporation saved money by not hiring people, and I save money by not paying for all of my groceries. Win win

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    But where else am I supposed to hide all this stuff?

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      You’ll figure it out, Bingus.

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      Give it to that person. They obviously have a magic bag of holding, pussy.

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        Magic bag of holding

        That’s what they called me back in college!

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    Perry Farrell would be proud…

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    At this point it’s probably just morally ethical to shoplift from corporate stores anyway, especially food

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